Kimchi (via twitter)

Oh god, my mum and godmother have quite a few 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Caioukia = cake
Sausenges = sausages
Ciggaretto = cigarette
Whiskoui = whisky
Hallumation = eating halloumi 🤣
Nescafé = coffee (🤣)

I think you get the picture

Get the Buson = bus
Get trainou = train (ironic as Cyprus never had trains)
Soupa = soup
Parkoni = Park
Poudinga = pudding/desert this is a funny one